Top Ten Tumblr Posts Of The Day (February 27, 2020)

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Feb 28, 2020 3:08 PM EST

Check out today's highlights from Tumblr, and here is previous list, in case you need a reminder.

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  • 01
    Cartoon - deadlightcircus NOW SAD sadness-intensifies why is this so accurate?
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - pukicho ants are just like little men that I am God over beebleboosebaby what abt spiders pukicho Too strong, they god over us
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - ethanjonahs bless the founders of urban dictionary bc without them i'd never know what you guys were talking about 105 288 notes
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - mybloodkink: *someone threatens me with a knife* Me: joke's on you, now I'm horny
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - bogleech If you have billions of dollars it shouldn't be a crime to steal from you. You've got enough money that your security should be your own responsibility and anyone who manages to swipe from your hoard deserves applause for besting a supervillain megalunalexi Over a billion and you reach the social connotations that dragons have, as in stealing from you is considered a Challenge rather than a Crime Source bogleech
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - hotdadcalendar I'm actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes weetbixgod Babies have no concept of object permanence sisterjudyjudybobudy That's one of the sickest burns l've ever read.
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Motor vehicle - COP: whose car is this? where are you headed? what do you do? MINER: mine Badjoketlen unsettlingstories This cracked me up.
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - sidras-tak here are some things I just heard: a door slamming someone exclaim "oh, you sneaky bastard" • the sound of a bell jingling down the hallway someone at the end of the hallway gasping “hello beautiful!!" in that very special l'm-talking-to-an-unexpected-cat voice 175,002 notes
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Font - FINALLY, YOU CAN REST IN PEACE..." "AND I CAN GET BACK TO BEING A YOUNG SINGLE GIRL." iamianbrooks 1) AVENGED FAMILY 2) IMMEDIATELY PARTY
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - pmseymourva Has it been canonically determined if the Kool Aid Man is The Pitcher or the Juice yet? zevveli According to Wikipedia canonically he is The Pitcher. He is traditionally filled with Tropical Punch Kool-Aid but originally was filled with Cherry Kool-Aid. However he does appear to have some kind of magical effect on liquids as the Kool-Aid stored inside him is more refreshing and hydrating than normal Kool-Aid, and his tears can apparently cause the dead to reincarnate. e pmseym
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